Jurassic Parking Lot

Written by Jeff Schell and David Swidler

Directed by Mark Siano

August 22 - September 14, 2025

From the creators of “A Very Die Hard Christmas” and “Titanish” comes a gigantic new blockbuster parody - “Jurassic Parking Lot.” The Habit is renowned for their fast-paced and action packed comedies, and this show promises to take it to another level. Expect big laughs, ridiculously low-budget staging, strangely sexy dinosaurs, live music, and inappropriate dance numbers. “Jurassic Parking Lot” is definitely not for children, just for adults who never really grew up.

Runtime: 100 minutes plus intermission